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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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