- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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