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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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