Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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