- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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