- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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