What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A women in the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Shea's sty....

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

thumb_up thumb_down +7

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops