How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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