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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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