what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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