- Anti Joke

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Cripples are lame.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing