- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

I am a mime

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

hi mom

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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