Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

I C U P White stuff

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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