- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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