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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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