Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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womens rights

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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