- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Fine, ladies first.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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