How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Gordon Brown smiles.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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