Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

penis. nuff said.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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