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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Please ignore this statement.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Grace Ackerson

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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