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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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