- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

pretty soon we'll all be dead

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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