- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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