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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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