- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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