What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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