Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Knock knock.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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