a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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whats 2+2? 4

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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