Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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