- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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