Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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