- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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