If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What is the difference?

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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