How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Male leadership.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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