Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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