Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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