- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Who is Dank? A: Billal

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

penis. nuff said.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

every knight i see an owl at window

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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