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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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