- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

9/11 my birthday

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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