So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Anti Joke

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