What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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