What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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matt is fat

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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ur an fagit

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Heskey time.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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