What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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