What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Penis

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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