- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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