A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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adam hodgson !

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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