A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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