A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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