- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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