- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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