- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Camerons hair is Curly..

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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