George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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