Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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