Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

why are balck people black because they are

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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