What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Vaginal secretions

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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