- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What stops a train? A missile

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Your mums a potato

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Gretta has five legs? -no

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