- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

why was the cat black it was a black cat

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Smelly Indians.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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