How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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