- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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