- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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