- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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